February 2012
55 posts
That awkward moment when a skinny girl calls...
thefunniestpost:
And you’re just sitting there like
thefunniestpost!
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jorrdunn:
Reblog and click the photo
HOLY CRAP SHE’S GORGEOUS :O
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Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
gabtorr:
maryumadalene:
lgboner:
kristenwiigswig:
stop-th3presses:
coconut head
wow ok
he could get it so hard
trying to make a sexy pun about coconuts
i’m too distracted
Me: Well I'd like to be pretty.
Hands : Oh, I'll just grab those 5 cupcakes to make you fat.
Boobs: I don't feel like growing.
Stomach: I'm getting bigger everyday, got a problem with that?
Zits: My family is moving on your forehead.
Thighs: Oh I want to jiggle when you walk, is that okay?
Hair: I don't feel like being flat or curly, so I'll just go with being inbetween.
Face: Having a double chin, wow so cool!
Ass: Food, you can stay here.
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havesoulbutbesoulless:
The life of Peeta
peetababy:
Me and Katniss are both tributes
Katniss just shook my hand
Katniss just kissed my cheek
Katniss just held my hand
me and Katniss are allies
Katniss just kissed me!
Katniss just said I have no competition anywhere!
Me and Katniss both won the games!
Oh. I lost a leg. But Katniss is my girlfriend!
………………it was all for the games.
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are so pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before